In the realm of Workaround Prophets, the advanced theory is not just a set of rules, but a lifestyle.
It's a mindset that says, "I'm not actually solving the problem, I'm just hiding it from view with an extra layer of code."
Algorhythmic Sophistry: A mathematical approach to creating workarounds that's almost as elegant as it is confusing.
Placeholder Prophesy: The ancient art of replacing actual code with a placeholder, then wondering why it still isn't working.